Really, Lindsay?


Really, Lindsay? Really? It came out today that Lindsay Lohan is suing the Stock company E-Trade for $100 million dollars. You all know E-Trade for their talking baby commercials. Many people get creeped out by talking babies, but I, for one, find them hilarious.┬áIn this one, the boy baby is talking to who appears to be his girlfriend via web-cam. At some point, the girl asks him if that boy-friend stealing, “milkaholic” Lindsay is there? She comes out from the side at his house, and asks “milk – a – what?” I hate to break this to you, Miss Lohan, but I believe that you are not the only Lindsay in the world. I’ll also assume that you are not the only boyfriend stealer named Lindsay. Hell, I’ll do you one better. I’ll say it is a safe assumption that you are not the only alcoholic, boyfriend stealer named Lindsay. So, what I am trying to say is – get over yourself, sweetheart! You always ask for the media to leave you alone and stop ridiculing you. Do you not understand that lawsuits like this will not help your case? What you need to do is star in a somewhat watchable movie, stop getting drunk in public, and grow up! This stuff isn’t cute anymore!

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Rob Kelley

Rob Kelley is a sports reporter for various newspapers in Florida, and is trying to break back into the sports writing game after a brief hiatus following the publishing of his first book, I'm Not a Quitter. He recently resigned as Editor-in-Chief and lead writer for The South Shore Magazine to pursue better opportunities. You can follow him on Twitter @RobKelley24.