Guam Could Capsize!

April 7, 2010 - Politics - 2 comments

*** DANGER RESIDENTS OF GUAM***

Thank goodness for people in government like U.S. Representative Hank Johnson.  Johnson’s critical thinking and analysis may just be the saving grace of the island of Guam.

Admiral Robert Willard of the commander of the U. S. Pacific Fleet was discussing a plan that would bring 8,000 Navy personnel and their families to the island of Guam.  Johnson pointed out: “My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.”  Whew, crisis averted!

Hopefully Willard comes up with a new plan that might equally distribute the people across the island and avoid this catastrophe from happening.  Put away your life jackets Guam, Johnson has you covered.

Check out his quick thinking in action!

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Dan Jones

Dan Jones has been "Nerd-ing" since he took apart the family computer at age 8. He has also been an avid sports fan his entire life. He also enjoys spending time with his lovely wife and two girls in their home on the South Shore and playing with their kids and yellow lab Cooper. Although he doesn't have much time to write he certainly has no problem vocally expressing his sports opinions, just ask. (You may regret it as he has a tendency to go on tirades.) Whenever he does post you should read it, you won't regret that you did.